Bulletproof UPDATE

October 20th, 2008

wow who knew that a few months later i would be cutting a trailer ! awesome ! check it out here …

and a comedic teaser scene is here ! …

many thanks to everyone involved !

heres some screenshots while im at it

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gearing up for the summer of horror

April 18th, 2007

I am considering filming a b-rated horror film here in West Point, Virginia starting this summer.

here are some ideas that have been thrown around-

see here hes preparing his gland for the children

Jeff Foxworthy secrets an evil magic scent sprayed from a gland in his armpit when delivered upon little children causes them to become very creepy and speak in unison and walk into peoples houses and kill them… spooky…. Just look at that mustache and creepily nice smile.

a man not to be trusted…

Another idea which has been in the making for many years is “The Legend of the Wampus Cat”. The wampus cat requires the salty nipples of young male virgins to maintain its supernatural energy. feeeeding time

Two young non-virgins wander into the lair of the wampus cat… a run down shack in the marshlands of West Point. The Cat is easliy frightened and runs out into the roads where a drunk driver hits him with his pickup truck. Meanwhile a ruthless world class trophy game hunter is searching for the Wampus Cat after successfully killing Sasquatch. The two young men befriend the Wampus Cat and patch him up and attempt to protect him from the villain by hiding them in their apartment. this is starting to sound alot like harry and the hendersons… time to move onto other ideas.

ok so another idea would be about these organ thieves that steal gay peoples organs by flagging them down wearing short shorts and showing off their legs. when they get in the car, one of the thieves starts rubbing the drivers thighs while the other guy in the back takes off his belt and wraps it around the drivers neck and puts both his feet against the back seat and pulls against the belt , strangling the gay guy until he passes out. then they drive the car to a warehouse and butcher him up stealing his non-vital organs and tossing him into the woods sewn up badly and left for dead. One of the organ receivers on the black market recieves AIDS infected organs and then goes on a rampage to kill the kidney thieves.